May 20, 2010

THE PORN-WATCHING STORY

Hehehe....... Don't tell me you never before......


Oh well, I don't have personal juicy story to tell about porn-watching because I don't watch porn. Not my cup of tea. I much prefer to go for "the real thing". LOL!!! These are funny stories I heard from other people. Oh wait... I think I have one story to tell. Let me start of with mine.



  1. I've never set password on my computer because it's not as if I have confidential stuff stored in my laptop or whether I work for the national security. And I always leave my laptop outside my room. At that time I was living with 4 other guys and I know from time to time, some people will use my laptop to online.

    One day, as I type Y-O-U to go to Youtube, suddenly youporn.com came out from my browser :S

    Uh-oh... Someone is watching porn with my computer. Nevermind.

    I tried to delete all the history and then the cookies, guess what??? When I type Y-O-U, that youporn.com still comes out. Urrrggghhhh!!! FML!

    Here's a bigger FML moment... When I went back, my dad said he wanted to use my computer. I completely forgotten about the youporn.com thing. Skali see... my dad really loaded Youtube. That means, he already saw the youporn.com tab when he typed the address on the browser.

    Hey, dad! IT WASN'T ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




  2. A friend came back from work. After a hot shower, he went into his room and the last thing he wanted to do for the day is to watch porn. He turned on the computer, everything was ready, then plug in his headphones into the hole, and then clicked on play. There was something wrong with the audio, so he kept increasing the volume until max! Suddenly his dad woke up to go to the toilet. While passing by his room, his dad glared at him as his door wasn't closed. Apparently, he didn't plug in the headphones properly. That explains why the audio was too soft and he kept increasing the volume. So the entire family was waken up by sound of porn stars moaning.




  3. Another friend, had his computer screen facing his room door. He was tar fei kay (wanking, LOL!) while watching porn. Just when he was about to climax, his mom knocked on his door. He got so nervous, he did it faster. In that very nano second, he managed to close the porn site as his mom turned the door knob, but as she entered... he ejaculated on to the computer screen. Ahahahahaha!!! Caught red handed even though he managed to close the porn site.




  4. This one is from KY, he suddenly pop up from MSN while I'm writing this, so I asked him if he has any to contribute. I'm going to copy and paste his conversation here:


    KY says:
    where hiding, invisible girl?
    lol

    Mokona Apapa says:
    watching porn lah
    shhhh...
    LOL

    KY says:
    hahhahaha
    why watch when u can just do?
    cis
    get a mirror

    Mokona Apapa says:
    im blogging bout porn

    KY says:
    LOL
    old school?
    or currant?

    Mokona Apapa says:
    you got any funny story to share related to porn watching?

    KY says:
    yeah in fact i do
    i don't mind u quoting either
    but maybe it's not that interesting...
    i'm old enough to had gone through video tape porn
    and when u discover parent's porn
    everytime after watching, had to rewind to the exact same spot
    counter reset to 0000 on VCR is of paramount importance

    Mokona Apapa says:
    aha...
    so u forgot is it?

    KY says:
    no
    i was ok
    the most kan cheong part was
    when running out of time
    u know parents coming back in 15 mins
    in order to avoid the warmth of vhs tape
    i put it in freezer
    lol

    Mokona Apapa says:
    ahahahahaha!!!!!!




  5. Talking about VCR, another friend told me his story of VCR problem. There was TV set in his parents room. And he knew there's a movie with a really short sex scene in it. Just to watch the scene he had to forward the video. When he managed to get that scene, he heard his parents in the living room, so he jumped onto the bed and pretended that he's asleep. Then his mom came into the room and his father came after that. He continued pretended to sleep on his parents bed. Just then he realised he forgot to put back the video which was originally in the player. His dad pressed play expecting to watch his video, but instead he got sex scene playing on his TV.




Those were the VCR days. I wonder anyone has any betamax porn-watching story to share. I wonder do they produce porn in betamax before? Anyway, let's share your story here. I'm sure you had those moment in your life too, right? C'mon....

12 comments:

Kelvin said...

No.3 is sooooooooooooo awkward XD

Klasco said...

Actually i never have been caught in the act. I used block my door so nobody could enter (i often have my door blocked anyway because that is how i lock it to stop my mum from making me wake up early or annoy me by entering my room. It's almost a high crime to enter my den and bother me when I'm in my room it means go away basically to anybody else), I tape over my webcam for other reasons but this can be another reason as well and double check the blinds are closed and no body can see me.

Basically i have a lot of privacy and countermeasures in my room. So i didn't need to do much. As for when somebody heads toward my room i can pick up movement due having a raised house and wooden boards.

Again if people thought about countermeasures and had situational awareness they wouldn't get caught ;)

btw having sex in the shower or wanking in the shower after you been in it for like 15min is awesome cos it takes much longer to finish. So try sex during a shower instead just of taking a shower to wank or shag after it. Just say'n. (sucks when the hot water runs out if you have a crappy water heater tank thingy).

As for finding anything on my computer you probably could i don't really bother to hide that i generally sweep over my computer every month when cleaning it up of junk but meh my mum has seen some of lovely screen-savers usually some sexual imagery mixed in with lots of other imagery from all sorts pictures on my hard drive.

I don't care about people knowing that i do it, i just don't like people catching me, seeing me or interrupting.

Manju said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo no. 1 is the funniest hahaha

KY said...

hahaha they're all besttt

Goldfish Uncle said...

Found my dad's porn when I was in primary. I was visiting his office one day with the family and was telling all his staff about the 'naked people videotape' in dad's secret drawer. For some retarded reason at that age I thought it was funny.

No wonder he hates me. T.T

YT said...

I watched my first porn in college together with my all girls housemates.

That was when I realized porn is comedy to girls. One hsemate commented that there are newspaper marks carboned onto the girl's back half way watching the video of a couple making out in the bamboo bush and we laughed our asses off.

Btw, porn is boring. That is why we never bother watching :P

Yvonne Yong said...

LOL this is so funny! hahahahhahahahaha!

Pat said...

You know how MSN messenger can display what you play on Windows Media Player... It was during the early days of such function added into the MSN which everyone seems to have music names displayed at the end of their names and it changes accordingly.

I was living in college with some friends playing on msn messaging when we saw a friend's MSN nick ended with a link that says ASIAN F**KING HARDCORE.. We storm to his room found him in climax.... about to eject.. Hahahahaha..

Jerine said...

Kelvin: LOL. Yeah, I know. Wish I won't be in his position. But then again... I don't have a dick.


Klasco: You're lucky to have your own privacy. I've did it in the shower before in winter. And the hot water ran out. You know, my house heater tank is actually quite huge (last bout 10 persons to shower), even that can't last enough til climax.


Manju: I think the #3 one is funniest. But then again #1 is not my fault.


KY: LOL!!! All epic!


Goldfish Uncle: OMG. How could you do that to your dad? LOL....


YT: Got one time I saw this porn damn funny. The guy haven't even got inside the girl and she already moaned like as if kena raped by a horse. Stupid max! I laughed til can die wei...


Yvonne Yong: :)


Pat: Classic *potong stim* situation. Now everyone knows your housemate has Asian fetish. LOL!

zewt said...

my friend's dad kept all the porn in a suitcase and password locked it (long ago lah). when he reached 13, the dad just gave him the suitcase and the password...

dont lie lah, that youporn is yours right?

EVo said...

Best Post EVAR!! LOLOLOL

No, I don't have porn stories to share. Honest.

Jerine said...

Don't lie, Euveng. I know you have damn a lot to tell.

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