Any below 18 reading my blog? Hands up please!
OK kids, don't try this at home...
This is just a rough guide on how to murder someone without leaving a trace. I won't guarantee it works at all times. But it's the best top 5 murder method one (ahem... me) can ever think of.
#5 - Hit and run
Before you hit and run, take some drugs or alcohol or whatever that can influence your aptitude, judgment, conscience and intellectual. Then go on, drive full speed and bang that bitch down.
In trial, the worst you can get is sentence for DUI. If your lawyer is good enough, he'll get you out of manslaughter by discarding mens rea for killing that bitch.
#4 - Suffocate and drown
The best place to commit crime is in open sea. Suffocate that bitch and throw her into the sea. There would be no mark left because by the time they discover her dead body, it would be too swollen to prove that you suffocated her.
But if you're smart enough, create alibi before going out to the sea, of course.
#3 - Administrate drugs
They say, know your enemy before you attack. If he or she is a drug user, bingo! Just inject him whatever you can find.
Autopsy will show that the corpse died of overdosage of drugs. With history of his/her drug usage, you can walk out free from court.
#2 - Kill however you want and freeze it
If you prefer to shoot or chop or slash, freeze the corpse under -20C. When they discover the body, it takes two days to defreeze the body. That means it takes two days in order for them to conduct post mortem.
Two days is good for you to run to Kathmandu to hide.
#1 - Hire a hitman
Now... who wants to hire me???
**Disclaimer: This post is for mere entertainment purposes. The discription above do not reflect any suggestion to instigate crime.