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I know I said that I will be posting up something interesting "tomorrow", but now it's already the day after tomorrow. Anyway, if you read my post yesterday, then tomorrow is right now lor... Haha... actually, I've forgotten what I wanted to write. It's a joke. But I forgot how it goes. I thought that only happen in real life. I always get someone's attention like... "Hey, you know...... (long pause)....oh I forgot what I wanted to say".
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Shikin: Eh, why don't you fly to Melbourne to get your Juicy Couture necklace?Me: Melbourne JC only sells bags lah!Shikin: They don't have JC boutique here meh? (Here, as in Australia)Me: No lor... all the JC here is in departmental store.Shikin: Wah... they say our country third world, looks like they are more third world lor.Me: Ya lah! What first world country is this? Juicy Couture boutique also don't have.Shikin: The Origins here don't have the shades of my powder. The sales girl told me in Australia they don't have that much variety of shades.Me: What the??? Really third world!Whenever I tell some typical Tasmanian that I'm from Malaysia, they'll ask me, "
Are you guys still living on trees?" For god's sake we're third world country!!! We don't have the technology to build houses on trees. We live in the caves!
And they'll look at me seriously.... "
Really?" WTF? If we're still living in cave, how the hell can I get to Australia? Swim ar? One day, my friend's housemate laughed at me because I didn't know how to draw the curtain. He asked me, "
Don't you have curtain in Malaysia?" C'mon lah!!! My house curtain is electronic one!!! I just press the button on the remote, my curtain will draw itself. Nabeh! In another occassion, I told him that the shopping malls in Malaysia is a big as Sandy Bay to Hobart City (approximately 1.5km), and he said I was exaggerating. My friend couldn't stop laughing, and he said in Malay, "
Letak orang putih ni kat KLCC sure jakun punya." And I replied, "
Nanti dia pergi 1-Utama sure sesat jalan kena tanya security". That ang moh glared at me.
Kanasai lah! Those Tasmanian who never live outside Tasmania are so narrow. Sometimes I feel like taking them back to Malaysia and show them that we're actually a developed country! Despite its status as developing country, I still think Malaysians are quite comfortable already. They call us third world country, but they don't have Juicy Couture, no Asprey, no Vivienne Westwood, no Balenciaga! WTF? No need to compare lah.... we got nasi lemak, they got or not? They can make such nice food meh? Nabeh!
OK. At least they still have Estee Lauder. Only one Estee Lauder throughout the whole Tasmania. That's 1/90,758 km² . Compared to Penang, it's 5/1,046.3 km².
Right now I want to blame
Zthon. She left a comment on one of my blogpost with this image:

And then she said she could buy for me some stuff in Estee Lauder and I could get my free gift. I keep convince myself I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it. So I told her, it's OK.... I DON'T NEED IT! She's such a bad influence. Can you imagine last time when we're living together, she'll come home with her shopping bags and tell me there's sale in Sunway Pyramid. The next day, I'll come back with my shopping bags and I'll tell her, there's more sale in KLCC. And the next day, both of us will shop till we drop!!!
I kept thinking about the Estee Lauder stuff. While I was showering, I found out that my facial wash is about to finish. Time to stock up before it gets completely dry. So I went to Estee Lauder with Shikin. They do have free gifts in Australia too!!!!!!!!!!!!! When I was about to pay for it, I suddenly remember I read an important email early in the morning. Myer sent me an email that they're having one-day sale on the next day. So I hold back my purchase and went back the next day.

I bought my essentials. I told the lady I wanted the bigger bottle of toner. She told me, there's only one size. I said I have it! And then she corrected her mistake that only duty free shops sell the big bottle ones. I wanted to tell her my ass lah! I bought mine from Parkson and Parkson is not a duty free shop. You see what I mean by their third world country insult? At least we have the bigger bottle toner!
My eyecream is running out soon too. So I bought the Advance Night Repair.

I asked the lady if I can use it under my makeup. She look at me like I'm a stupid and said, "
It's for night, that's why it's called Advance Night Repair". Niamah lah!!! When I went back and read the booklet inside, it says, "
Helps eye makeup glide on". The staff there really useless! I think I know their product better. Maybe not all of them, but if you see the old lady who looks like Lydia Shum, don't buy from her!!!!
For all that, I get the free gift! Yippppeeee!!!!!

Sometimes I buy my beauty products just for the free gifts. When I get back home, I realize I don't even need those free gifts and it takes up too much space in my room. But this time, it's all useful stuff that I bought, so I don't have to regret anything. There goes my AUD 350 that I save up for my sky diving. One of my biggest fear is to grow old. They say mature signs will appear when you're 30. Some off topic, everyday I wake up I find one new break out on Alwin's face. I can't stand it so I put some moisturizer on his face but he doesn't like it. Apparently, it is not 'man' to put moisturizer on his face. I really don't understand why an old man can get break out. Going to be 30 soon already still can get break out? Anyway, I have other concerns. I'm so freaking scared. Imagine yourself having.......................
Black spots/pigmentation...

Wrinkles...

And saggy boobs...

When I think about it I feel so insecure. All these nightmare WILL happen one day. It's the matter of how soon. I don't mean to scare you, but I'm just reminding you. Stop complaining that beauty products cost a lot or you're lazy to spend at least 30 minutes applying them. Unless you want to look ugly then I rest my case. Girls, it's time you stick to good beauty products. Forget about those cheap Biore, Johnson & Johnson, etc... That's for teenage years. As we're growing older, our skin lost its capacity to renew. You can't simply use those mass production brands anymore. If possible, visit the dermathologist every month. They are the one who can spot any signs and recommend you some prevention remedies. Too bad the dermathologist here in Tasmania is unreliable. I went to Papilon once and I will never ever go back there again. But I'm going to try the one next to Mykonos soon.
Oh, ya... I also bought Shikin a lipstick.

It's called the Pink Sand. It's the most prettiest color I've ever met! The color looks like creamy strawberry milk. Really sweet. I wanted to buy for myself too, but too bad I can't wear pink because my lips is too dark. I know I promise to stop smoking, but sometimes I just can't help. Right now I only smoke 1 stick in 2 days, which is very very good. Soon I'll stop completely. Back to the glamorous lipstick...... it looks like this:

Nice, kan? Talking about lipstick.... My cousin who works in a magazine company in Malaysia said that they received a report from one of the US university. The report shows that lipgloss with glitters that claims that they give your extra shine can cause stomach cancer. So far, there are 3 cases in the U, S and A. However, the magazine cannot publish such articles because they are getting advertisement from those products. So they have to chuck such good information away. Now you should thank me for sharing them with you.
I also bought something else. Hahaha... I told myself I wanted to buy only stuff from Estee Lauder, but then I bought something else too. Bought a top at Valley Girl.

I showed Nana and she said it's nice. I told her I'm not buying it if it's more than AUD 20. But guess how much it is? AUD 19.95. Haha... only 5 cents away from my budget.
The other day I bought really nice sleepwear....

I asked Alwin nice or not and he said my old pink nightgown nicer. But now the pink nightgown smells a bit funky because he chucked it into the washing machine with his work clothes.
Because he doesn't like it, so I bought another one from Valley Girl. Yes, Valley Girl now sells pajamas!!!! My friend who works there told me that it was the first day they stock up pajama and I quickly grab the white one with pink flower.

And I asked Alwin whether it is nice. He said the black one nicer. Gosh! I feel like killing him. Can someone tell me why men can never satisfy with anything?
Talking about Alwin, I almost fell off my chair when I read the comment on my previous post:
Haha...I know you're jealous that some hotter girl is trying to snatch alwin
away from you. you might just want to kill yourself to find out that alwin also
likes her, not you. loser!
I just don't like someone stalking on Alwin, cannot meh? Me jealous? The most that the person can do is to stalk Alwin on my blog. So what? Does she know Alwin's shirt size? Does she know how many sugar he wants in his tea? Does she know which tea he drinks? Does she know which football team he supports? Does she know what he likes to eat? Does she know what is his underwear size? Does she know what he likes on bed? I know it all. Why should I be jealous? Looks like she should be jealous of me. You know what? Not only I sleep on his bed, I sleep on top of him every night. Jealous, huh?
By the way, Anonymous, you've been tracked. You're from Newstead, Tasmania. I suspect you're the one who's stalking Alwin. Am I right? Oh, I'm so smart!!!!
P/S: I have a shopping date at 10am tomorrow. Going to buy a white wedges!!! Should I? Should I not?