I just realized that my blog update is one month behind. Anyway, one month ago, two bimbos decided to take a bus up north. On the way, we stopped by Baghdad and Perth. We almost got bomb in Baghdad.
This is how Perth looks like.... another typical Tasmanian scenery...
It was my very first time seeing old school petrol station. Even the old ones I remember seeing is not as antique as this one...
Because we're so bimbo, we didn't know how to read the compass. So we relied on fortune cookies instead.
Because we're so bimbo, we didn't even understand what the fortune cookies trying to tell us.
Ahahaha.... A candle brightens the world around it. Unfortunately it creates a shadow of its own. But it still serves the purpose it is meant for. Seriously, what the fuck?
I think they printed wrongly. It suppose to be 'spend today and think tomorrow'.
The Christmas street deco in Launnie were super chio. I particularly love the white angel.
Actually, if you look properly, the angel's dress kinda look like pontianak. OK, I wanted go Google a photo of pontianak and upload it here as referrence. But I decided not to, because it's really late right now and because I'm a pussy (duh!). For those of you who don't know what is pontianak, please Google yourself.
There's Tinkerbell shop!!!!
Too bad I didn't bring Tinker and Belle along :( They would be really happy to see it.
We walked from the city to Cataract Gorge. It's only 3km, so it shouldn't be a problem.
To be honest, the sign board was quite deceiving. It only says 3km. But it didn't say it's 3km up hill. Niamah!!!! I fucking lost my breath while walking up the steep hill. Moreover I have history of broken knees. After my knee injury, I had problem going up hill. Actually, it wasn't that bad going up. It's worse when it's down hill. I can't feel my knees sometimes. Whatever lah.... I just have to admit that I'm old.
We had to stop every 50 steps to catch our breath. So resting, I pluck some wild flowers for Shikin.
I kept one for myself.
You know, that sunglass of mine was my least favorite because I bought it out of a mistake. The retail price was £285, but it was on sale and the price slashed to £190. How could I resist? Later, I find that my other sunnies look much better than this one. But the other day while watching House Bunny, I saw Kendra had the exact same sunglass as mine.
After that, I started liking my sunglass. Damn hypocritical.
On the way, I spotted a queer house that immediately makes you think of Gotham City.
On that, I discovered that Shikin is actually an animal chikopek. She stalked every animal she saw. First was a peacock.
And then the wallaby....
She won't leave the animals alone and go very close to them just to take their picture. If I'm the animal also I would be annoyed. People nicely feeding the baby, she come and kacau.
Finally.....
The only thing famous at Cataract Gorge is the chairlift. Apparently, it's the longest chairlift in the world. I didn't bullshit anything. It says on the signboard as soon as you enter the reserved. Aiya, I lazy to upload the signboard photo lah. Anyway, the photo is <<
here>>. But when I Googled for the longest chairlift, it looks like Timberline Lodge Ski has the longest chairlift. Tsk...tsk...tsk... Tasmanian will do anything to make their place looks interesting. Damn
auta keling lah.
Beware... Humongous amount of cam-whoring ahead.
Ok...ok...to save all of your sanity, I deleted some cam whore photos. What to do, stuck on the chair for so long, the only thing we can do is cam whore. Anyway, it's only Shikin's and my face. I bet you guys already bored of our face. Ok lah... let you see our feet instead.
Walau... I was freaking scared that my shoe will fall into the water. Later, it really fell...
Ahahahahaha.... not! I took off my shoe because I really scared it will fall.
I told Shikin, I felt like I'm going skiing. Except, I don't see any snow.
This is the information centre. Do you know what it looks like?
Allahu akhbar.... Ahahahahaha... looks like those small Muslim surau in Malaysian highway.
I wonder why they call it peacock. Why not peapussy? Damn discriminative lor....
Some crazy woman went for a swim at the reserve. It's freaking dangerous lor...
And there are more crazy kids around...
I was so scared they will fall and knock their head on the rocks. Ok lah... Maybe I'm one typical city kid, I can't take the thrill.
Look at my stupid hair. My hair is originall side-parting. But the wind was so strong, it blew my hair to center-parting. WTF?
Oo....Oh.... Shikin is going to kill me if she sees that photo. Kekekekeke....
I wanted to lie on the grass and take photo. But when we reach there, the field is full of wallaby's poo poo...
I swear I saw a lot of people lying on the grass. I thought it was safe. Yeeewww... those people slept on poo poo...
We almost miss the bus back home. My heart was beating non-stop because our bus was the last bus back to Hobart. We can't afford to stay overnight in Launnie. Shikin had to clean her house and I had to pack my bags and clean the house. We had damn a lot of domestic chores to do. So, we really prayed that we will make it back to the bus station.
As soon as we reach the station, the bus driver was closing the flap where they put the baggage and he was ready to go. Pheeeewwww.... so close.
Just in time our fortune cookie told us...
"An ounce of gold cannot buy an ounce of time". So true during that time.
Almost die liao....
Shikin gave me a chocolate stick with message...
Harrggghhh???
Squirrel is my best friend?
Oi, Shikin... you're a squirrel. Ahahahahahahahaha....
Next up....
9 comments:
pee-cock lar. Hahaha. Siao! The chairlift looks quite scary... Me love love!
The wallie's shit pic is super gross!!!
wow...your sunglass. great shots!
A smile from SJ =)
YT: Not really scary lah.
Bear Bear: Yea, I know. Lolol...
SJ: Thanks
haha what an adventure..
i've never been to australia.. really hope to visit there one day!
and 3km up hill.. really (*$&%*^*) =P
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You know, you didn't have to go up a hill to reach the gorge there was another way that isn't hilly at all, well no point saying that now though lol
kenwooi: you should.
Klasco: what happen to your twitter? i couldn't find you.
omg you actually went on that cable ski!!! so scary man. i don't have the guts. :(
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