Jul 21, 2009

Why Asian chicks like White dudes

I'm sort of bored with the topic "Why White Guys Like Asian Chicks". Right now I'm turning the table over and I'm gong to tell you why Asian chicks like White guys.


To be honest, I don't really know the answer. I've never dated any white dude before and I'm not planning to date anyone. But throughout my life, all my celebrity lovers were white men. They are:

1. Jon Davis



He was really scrawny and I don't know why I used to like him. I always think he looked really sexy with his Adidas jacket. Probably I got hypnotized by his A.D.I.D.A.S song (All Day I Dream About Sex).


2. Bam Margera



I was really into skateboarding and Bam was my idol.


3. Fred Durst



He's like that kind of bad boyfriend every girl dream of.


I certainly never fantasize over Asian guys. C'mon... Who would want to date Stephen Chow or William Hung?







White men are generally bigger size as compared to Asian guys. Every girl wants to be with bigger guys because it make them feel secured and protected.


The thing about Asian culture is, male is the greater sex. In other words, women are expected to serve their man. Asian guys would expect a lot from their partner. Sometimes it's really tiring for a woman to serve their man like God. In contrast, the West always have the idea of gender equality. Asian girls find that more acceptable, at least it's fair for both party.


As a result of that Asian culture (refer above), Asian guys don't know how to provide for women emotionally. They are so used of being served, they just don't know what to do to make their woman feel better. The sad thing is, they don't even know how to pamper their woman. For example, white guys always have pet names for their partner like baby, sweetie, darling or honey. But for Asian guys, they address their partner by their names which they've been called since the day they were born.


And of course, everyone has to agree with me, Asian guys suck on bed. Oh, except Alwin. LMAO! Have you ever seen German porn and Japanese porn? The difference is far by miles. Like I said, Asian guys are so accustomed of being served, they only care about their own needs on bed. Whereas, white guys are more adventurous. Any Asian guys here want to redeem yourselves, hands up please!

30 comments:

Lauren. said...

Hahahahah! This made me laugh so hard when I saw the pictures of asian men.
Compared to all of the white guys, they looked so.. well, nice, and girly. Hahaha.
Wow.
Great job! Keep up your blogging!
--Lauren

MKL said...

LMAO, Jerine... especially when you saved Alwin from the rest, haha...

Anyway, a funny post, more of the lighter kind. That's good. I didn't know that Jon Davis dude, he doesn't seem to give us white guys any good reputation, hehe. But maybe he's a great character, I donno :)

I guess we nearly came to the bottom of this topic. But it's a bit unfair to put William Hung as a representative for all Asian men! Some Asian guys will slam you over this, haha... I hope they don't take it too seriously (and I hope they don't mess with the Queen!).

All I can say is you can't generalize. The trend is that many Asian guys are changing their attitude and treat the girl nice, call her sweet nicknames and don't expect her to serve him.

Besides being flattered, that you think we are better in bed (yea, I like this prejudice to thrive), I think you can't judge Asians and Westerners by the porn, because average persons are not porn stars :P

But some cultural differences are surely true: We're usually more independent, individualistic, move out faster, don't bother so much what the parents say or want, but rather pursue our own path in life. Maybe that makes us look stronger and more self confident. I guess every girl likes that. But this is a broad generalisation, because not everyone is like that here in the West. We have many assholes, losers and sissies, too...

I still think you need to 'try' a white boyfriend/lover to at least have a small sense how we are, knowing that 1 person is only 1 experience. But better than none. :)

YT said...

Ewww~~~ Again I am sure we WON'T be fighting for the same guy. Our taste are TOTALLY diff :P

But I agree that no one will ever ever fantasize over the two Asian males you mentioned. But what bout MY Takeshi?

Stephanie meiyu said...

hahaahaha!!!!!! i laughed out loud when i read this, you're so funny laa!!!!

This Jon DAvis, is er....errr..i don't know what to say, i really dont' know why u used to like him :P oh, ADIDAS stands for all day i dream about steph, yes?

william hung looks like my Prof back in uni, no wonder he's not married at the age of 50.

Eunice said...

Asian guys sometimes call their chicks, chicken or pig or some other animals... T_T even worse than calling them by names ok!

Nicocoa said...

hey! i used to like Stephen Chow ok?

TalesOC said...

Poor Stephen Hung. A gayer photo has never been taken.

Yvonne Yong said...

haha i agree with yt! totally different taste :P

Jerine said...

Lauren: Hahaha... I gotta find the most extreme photo of Asian men to compare.


MKL: I HAVE to exclude Alwin. But I mean it. Anyway, you KNOW Jon Davis. He's the front man of Korn. How could you not know him?


YT: Your Takeshi sucks lah. How many times must I say. Haiyo...


Steph: I laughed damn hard when I read your comment too. Hahahahaha... All Day I Dream About Steph.


Eunice: Oi, is it true? Eh... Asian guys damn mean lor. Pig also can?


Nicocoa: Eh, you real or not? Stephen Chow also you like? LMAO!!!


TOC: I have to prove my point, man!


Yvonne: You and YT have bad taste in man lah.

MKL said...

I'm not a Korn-fan and that pic is old. He's so skiny and boyish, how could I have known??? Why didn't you put up Kurt Cobain?? LOL.

Jerine said...

I like Jon Davis at that time. Right now he's just fat and definitely look ugly with his lost front tooth. Thank God I didn't marry him, or else I'll divorce him right now. ROFL. I don't like Kurt Cobain. He's my bro in law 'cos Courtney Love is my sister

Jocelyn said...

"The thing about Asian culture is, male is the greater sex. In other words, women are expected to serve their man. Asian guys would expect a lot from their partner. Sometimes it's really tiring for a woman to serve their man like God."

and

"As a result of that Asian culture (refer above), Asian guys don't know how to provide for women emotionally. They are so used of being served, they just don't know what to do to make their woman feel better. The sad thing is, they don't even know how to pamper their woman."

do u remember asking me why melvin and i suddenly ended?

well, the quotes above from your entry can really describe him best. and he can be even worse thatn your description. and to add some more spices to it, even his mother expects me to serve him like a king too.. :)

PoisonKagero said...

Jocelyn: That's bad...

This is a great post! I realise the only time I fancy Asian guys/celebrities is when they come from anime. Otherwise.... uhhhh...

eMz said...

hmmm... i've only ever dated ONE white guy and i was bitterly disappointed -- the guy's a psycho!!

i've crushed on white celebs a lot back when i was a teenager, but as i've gotten older i began to prefer Filipinos (my own kind, so not just any Asian).

And that's because I find it more stressful to argue with/curse at/swear at/bitch at my partner in English. I much prefer to do it in Filipino where it really hurts! hahaha! So Filipino guys and not white guys for me!

TalesOC said...

@eMz: Funny. My wife often tells me I need to learn Tagalog so she can chew me out more easily. She complains that it's not fair because she can't argue as well as I can in English.

Sir Jorge said...

i always wished that asian women loved Mexicans, cause i always thought they were cute...but alas, it never happened for me, nor was it ever even close :(

TalesOC said...

@Jorge: Don't give up dude. ^_^ Asian chicks are great!

Jerine said...

Jocelyn: It's normal lah. But what to do. Actually I feel Alwin also like the typical asian type but i'm not going to say anything.

eMz: I've never had the taste of filipino guy before. Hmmm....

TalesOC: Go learn tagalog. then teach me!!!!

Sir Jorge: I like Mexicans. In fact I like hispanic guys. They are hot!

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Anonymous said...

You girls are joking right? Please tell me you are joking.

Anonymous said...

Why y'all got to bad mouth Asian guys like that?

Your comparison is really unfair. No wonder white people have superiority complex when it comes to Asian women. You girls love to talk down on Asian guys. Who needs white people to racist against when you have your sister doing it.

You people are pretty sad.

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