Jun 13, 2009

Malaysian/Singaporean English Pt.5

I lied again. I said I'll be blogging three hours later after the previous post but I didn't. That's because I went to Weld Quay with my dad and guess who I saw? I think I saw YT on the highway near Tesco. She was texting on her phone while driving.

So, here's the post on vulgarities, and this is going to be my last post on Manglish/Singlish guide. I'm not going to explain every detail of what each word is because I'm trying not to be too graphic. Anyway, bad word is bad word, just substitute every word with "fuck" and you won't go wrong.



Part 5: Guide to Manglish/Singlish Vulgarities


  1. KNN - Kan Ne Neh
  2. CCB - Chao Chi Bai
  3. KNNLBCCB - Kan Ne Neh Lau Bu Chao Chi Bai
  4. TL - Tu Lan
  5. MCH - Mah Chao Hai
  6. DNS - Diu Nia Seng
  7. DNM - Diu Nia Mah
  8. DNMCH - Diu Nia Mah Chao Hai
  9. LC - Lan Chiao
  10. KK - Kheong Kan
  11. PK - Puki
  12. PKM - Puki Mak
  13. HKC - Ham Ka Chan
  14. DLGF - Ding Lei Gor Fai
  15. Diu - Fuck!
  16. Sohai - Loser
  17. Phok kai - Go to die
  18. Porah Sunni - Fuck off! (for male)
  19. Kundi - Asshole
  20. Kadiki - ??? (I only know how to swear, don't know what it means)

OK. Now you can swear! This is the end of my Manglish/Singlish guide. Can I blog in my own mother tongue now? Did I hear you say no? Diu Nia Mah Chao Hai lah!

5 comments:

YT said...

I swear it wasn't me you saw. I can't text while driving cos I am still stuck with YM's old iPhone and that stupiad thing won't allow me to text while driving, becos of its touch screen :(

Yvonne Yong said...

omg hahaha! i dont even know some of the words myself.. paiseh paiseh..

Stephanie meiyu said...

"Diu Nia Mah Chao Hai la"...this one is ultimate! I like!

zewt said...

shouldnt that 2 be TNS and TNM?

Jerine said...

YT: I need a spectacle.

Yvonne: LOL...you're still consider clean then.

Stephanie: Hor....you said bad words! I'll tell your mom!

zewt: TNS is too old school. DNS is the in fashion now.

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