Had my lunch at McDonald's today because all the shops were closed. Not because it's the first day of Chinese New Year, but it's because today is Australia Day as well. I was enjoying my fillet o'fish every bite with some French bossa nova playing on my iPod. Suddenly... (yeah, very sudden like in a flash of light)...a naked man rush into the restaurant, screaming and running towards the other entrance. Off he go, out of the other entrance. He was so quick that no one manage to catch him. Probably, everyone was afraid. When I say naked, it means he was literary naked with no shirt or pants on. Not even underwear.
For your information, he's not like the guy you fantasize of having sex with. To be honest, I couldn't see how big was his...(you know). His pubic hair was so thick like a tropical forest, so I couldn't judge. But I'm sure he's not very attractive. Beer belly. Skinny legs. Disgusting pubic hair. Thank God I have a sexy man. I can't imagine sleeping with such moron.
Sometimes you get really funny stuff like this in Australia. I can't stop laughing to myself after that. And I couldn't finish my fillet o'fish after I saw that disgusting "thing".