Australia houses sucks. Most of the walls are made out of plank partition. Just like those office partitions. Most of the nights when I'm on the phone in my room, mt fugly fat neighbour will bang on my wall, as if I'm having a rave party in my room. I'm so sorry for this neighbour of mine. She's in her 50s, and living alone. Have you ever heard of any woman living alone in her 50s? Do you know what I mean? Spinster, of course! She's just jealous because I have someone to talk to on the phone every night. She's just jealous that I have great hot sex in my bedroom. She's just jealous because I have friends that picks me up to clubs on their sports car. You should see how she screams at my friend, "TURN THAT MOTOR OFF!", when they park their Skyline, Fairlady, Panamera, Carrera, and whatsoever, outside my house. Lonely people is so pathetic. I know I'm mean, but I'm sorry for her.
Back to the sucky Australian houses. The hot water is limited. Each house has its own hot water tank. Normally only two people can shower at once. Then the next person has to wait for a couple of hours before the tank is filled up again. It might not seem like a very big problem, but when you really need hot water, this matter is not trivial.
Most houses here install yellow light intead of flourescent light. It's really bad for your eyes when you're reading. But you just can't help it because yellow light saves more energy. This country still runs on charcoal to produce electricity, that's why it is really expensive. I don't understand why don't they already sign the Kyoto Protocol and switch to hydroelectricity?
The kitchen sucks too. Everyone cooks with electric stove. It gets into my nerves whenever I want to deep fry. Electric stove is slow. And basically, it's not cook. It just heats up your food. I can do it with microwave anyway. Oh, I have this very funny story about my cooking experience. Will let you know next.
Guess, enough complain for tonight. Basta, ya. Hasta manaña.
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